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Charles Darwin and the Organ of Species:
* Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species
*Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
*The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.
*To prevent conception when having intercourse, the male wears a condominium.
*Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.
*A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.
* We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks.
*English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse.
* By self-pollination, the farmer may get a flock of long-haired sheep.
* If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.
 * Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
 * Vegetative propagation is the process by which one individual manufactures another individual by accident.
* A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
 * A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
* A person should take a bath once in the summer, and not quite so often in the winter.
* When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier. * It is a well-known fact that a deceased body harms the mind.
* Humans are more intelligent than beasts because the human branes have more convulsions.
* For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.
* For snakebites: bleed the wound and rape the victim in a blanket for shock.
 * Bar magnets have north and south poles, horseshoe magnets have east and west poles.
* When water freezes you can walk on it. That is what Christ did long ago in wintertime.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Darwin2: A: The fittest chickens cross the road.
Charles Darwin and the beetles: How about Charles Darwin when he saw a beetle and picked it up. He saw a second and picked that one up in the other hand. He then saw a third one which he really wanted. Not knowing what to do, he shoved one of the ones he was holding into his mouth in order to pick up the third one. The one in the mouth emmitted some kind of stuff which made him spit out the beetle and also lose the other two! Charles R. Darwin (1809-1182) [English biologist]