On Groundhog
Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid monster?
You'll have six more weeks of stupidity! |
What would you
get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
Ground-dog Day! |
What happened
when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
He became a pound hog! |
What happens if
the ground log sees its shadow?
We'll have six more weeks of splinters! |
Why was the
groundhog depressed about his den?
He was having a bad lair day! |
What would you
get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?
Ground Nog Day! |
What's green,
has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
The ground frog! |
What day is
today?
Over
breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I’ll bet you don't
know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the
office.
At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was
handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped,
two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique
delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she
exclaimed.
"I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!
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