Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and
the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
What do you call Easter when you are
A: Hoppy Easter!
are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken
or the chocolate egg!"
What do you get when you find a rabbit
with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: Why did the Easter
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a duck who
A: A slam duck.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large
A: An egghead.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).
red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A:Coloured scrambled eggs!
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call a
bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if
he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What do you call
ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A:He was having a bad hare day!
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Q: How do you catch a
A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the
A: He was making the Movie
pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
A:His lucky people's foot!
Q: What do you call the Easter
Bunny after a hard day's work?
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What does a rooster say
to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: What did the bunny put over his
has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM,
The Easter Elephant.
A: A eggage.
Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!
has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
An Easter bunnet!
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that
the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Q: Where does
Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A:Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: How does
the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary.
long and stylish and full of cats?
A:The Easter Purrade!
Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.
Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: What do you call rabbits that
marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
A:Albunny, New York!
would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French
is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
A:Basket-ball, of course!
does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
A:To a re-tail store!
is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
A:Rabbit De Niro!
the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A:Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
Candy Easter Bunny carry all dose treats in one basket?
1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed
A: An Easter basket case!
yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A: The Easter Bunana!
are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"
A: "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my
you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It's a tender tail!
happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!
do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
You need an eggsplanation!
did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
A:They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A:The Easter Barney!
does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
A:He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: He does lots of bare-obics.
the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?
A: One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
A: Hop suey!